Autobiography (Goku)

At the beginning of 2168 the author, Goku, wrote in a brief Autobiography. His Autobiography helps us understand what kind of a person Goku was, and explains many of his choices in the writing of 2168.

The Autobiography is as follows:

"Growing up on farmland deep within the inner city allowed me to see the many species of creatures that dared to set foot on my soil. I would often find myself looking up at the sky and pitying the birds for their ignorance. After a few years of this pathetic back and forth I decided I would test myself against the world. I would hunt animals and place them in a pit with me, having to defeat them with martial arts alone. After fighting every animal in the world I rediscovered myself. Learning I am Goku, the strongest being in the universe. After this knowledge was bestowed unto me, I invented many medicines for the sake of the world. I trained my eyes to see deep within the hearts of men, being able to see movement before their muscles even fire. Meditating has allowed me to enter the avatar state, because of this I am able to feel ultraviolet light. Watching feeble attempts at my recreation like Naruto is pitiful, I am much more powerful than these pathetic simps. I used to go to school but now that's useless. There is nothing that they could teach me that I have not already learned. When I was six years old I attended school to amuse myself, but they put me into grade 1, Attempting to measure my power using feeble arabic numerals was a great mistake. When I told my teacher that I would rather attend something in the likes of Harvard he laughed in a weak way and attempted to put his hand upon my shoulder. Effortlessly, I slipped around his gorilla arms and slithered up his torso to remove his skull. Then I asked the Principal. I can make any woman quail with no less than a look in their direction, immediately inducing vigorous mating reactions. No single human woman can bare the burden of my offspring, some have tried, all have failed. My inhuman passion and work ethic is deeply rooted within my ability to center myself no matter where I am, I have practiced this in both the deepest trenches of the sea and the farthest reaches of an empty galaxy. This novel is for my nephew."